Run away and join the circus.

Get a tattoo, hop a train.

Plant a garden and save the seeds.

Get married, have kids, wear a hat.

Get good with a bullwhip.

Don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t steal.

Everyone must put beans on the table.

Be devoted to the unification of the diverse aspects of yourself.

Remember, most of what is essential is invisible to the eye.

The quality of time you spend with someone far out-weighs the quantity.

And there’s a lot you can do with a wah-wah pedal and a bullet mike.

— Tom Waits